Saturday

Waking up nice and early.

Riding to the post office. My bar tape is pretty much dead.

Dropping a velocache after hitting up the post office cause that tube is big and awkward to ride with.

Riding in elevators is pretty metal, so I had to throw the horns.

Going shopping at thrift stores for 80s clothes (couldn't find a damn thing) for...

the 80's themed race, not so many people dressed up in this picture. I didn't take any pictures during the race, I was too busy screwing up my route to be bothered with such trivialities.

Hanging out at the finish after the race.

More terrible sunglasses.

Went to a bar, gave our friend working the door shit, got food, and talked in the 3rd person a lot. Also note my brand new raffle-won top tube pad, isn't it the best? God I hope someone steals it.

After this I managed to run a red cutting off a cop (I'm never so unobservant, I'm embarrassed). Yeah. All they did was honk at me though, thank little baby raptor jesus. We do have some chill cops, I suppose.

Girl starts fire dancing at a house party.

Tarck sunglasses were given to me and I don't know why. I did not realize I was wearing a tarck hat and shirt all at once until I saw this picture, either. At around this same time I started to get pretty damn belligerent, give or take one picture, and things get hazy. I'm pretty sure there was some tall guy who responded when one of us yelled for our buddy DBag. Well, I don't know how but I ended up inferring that his douche-y haircut (I remember it as being douchey anyway vOv) didn't help him in the realm of having the fine sobriquet of "douchebag." He apparently was veritably upset by my uhh... droll (I guess) humor and as far as I am aware left the party because of it. My bad Mr. Humorless Douche :(

My best attempt at giving someone else these sunglasses (or something I don't actually remember this). I failed to get rid of them. Beyond this, I don't really know what happened, and I probably don't want to know. What I do know is that I made it home in one piece, I didn't lose anything, important or otherwise, which in itself is nearly a miracle.